Valar Morghulis

I am a traveler of both time and space, namaste.

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

teacupnosaucer:

neptunain:

heteronormativity for dummies or, “why homophobes aren’t the only problem”

You will not believe the shit I get for correcting people when they talk about my daughter like this. Just stop fucking assigning sexualities to babies jfc straight people

i fucking hate when people/parents see a cute kid and they say stuff like “OH IM IN TROUBLE!” or “GONNA HAVE TO GET A SHOT GUN WHEN SHE TURNS 16.” like WTF are you even talking about.

(via veganforspirituality)

toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

(via under-constellations)

Summary of Romeo and Juliet

romeo:im so sad
romeo:ill never be happy
romeo:a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH
romeo:WHO DAT
romeo:SHE GOT DA BOOTY
romeo:imma dance with her
romeo:*dancin wit teh juliet*
juliet:dafuq are you
romeo:shh *kiss*
juliet::oo
*party over*
romeo:AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE
romeo:LADY
romeo:HEY LADY
juliet:OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU
romeo:yeah its me hey wanna get married
juliet:dont you think its too soon
romeo:idk
juliet:brb
romeo:k
juliet:HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW
romeo:AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS
*next day*
rome and juli:FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:
friar:idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY
romeo:yeh
friar:ok fine ur married
rome and juli:yaaaay
*some time later*
tybalt:WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO
mercutio:excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that
tybalt:shut up mercutio *stab*
mercutio:WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*
romeo:hnnn
tybalt:....
romeo HNNN
tybalt:...
romeo:hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*
tybalt:oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*
prince:ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting
romeo:i sorry
prince:no ur banished
romeo:HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME
romeo:*runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*
friar:no i have plan just go to mantua ok
romeo:k *leaves*
juliet:FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF
friar:NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together
juliet:ok
juliet:*goes home and drinks potion*
nurse:hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
lady capulet:wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people
nurse:k
juliet:*in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*
romeo's servant:AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA
romeo's servant:JULIET'S DEAD
romeo:WHAT
romeo:WHAaaAaaaT
romeo:OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING
romeo:*buys potion*
romeo:*breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*
romeo:oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead
romeo:but im sure she is
romeo:*kiss juliet*
romeo:*drinks poison*
romeo:he ded
juliet:*yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ
juliet:IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME
juliet:HE DED
juliet:*grabs sword and stabs herself*
oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough
friar:*comes in cell*
friar:uh oh
prince:WHAT DIS
CAPULET:WHAT DIS
LADY CAPULET:WHAT DIS
MONTAGUE:WHAT DIS
CApULET:*strokes montagues face* brother

lilyandthegiantsquid:

CAN WE ALL JUST APPRECIATE POTTER’S HAIR IN THIS

THIS IS HARRY’S HAIR, NOT THE SHIT DO’S HE HAD IN THE OTHER MOVIES

HE IS HARRY POTTER HERE

BLACK MESSY STICKING UP IN EVERY DIRECTION HAIR

RIGHT HERE

(Source: listenlikespring, via chaviously)

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: hitchups, via forsilentunderstanding)

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